Viewpoints
Taxes, War, & Immigration
--- Also have a little fun!
By Marvin Seibert
July 19, 2006
Wednesday
It is easy to say "I Hate Taxes" but anybody who advocates
raising them for any reason can not hate taxes. They always find
a way that they will benefit the habitual poor person or children.
No matter where you raise taxes it is always the consumer who
pays...not the business community. Never has - Never will!
You can not support the troops
if you don't support what they are doing. That is liberal mumbo-jumbo.
Here are brave men and womem giving their lives to ensure our
way of life, you should support them and their mission. You don't
have the luxury of picking or choosing. We are in a battle for
our very existence against Islamic-Facism.
Alaskans also need to ask their
two senators why they voted for a fence at the border of Mexico
but then wouldn't fund it. How many of you knew that? See how
some in the news media pick and choose what they report?
Now for a little levity, I
saw this "what if" headlines in the year 2029. It can
be scarey or funny depending on your point of view. Lighten up
and have fun.
Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh
largest country in the world, Mexifornia , formerly known as
California. White minorities still trying to have English recognized
as Mexifornia's third language.
Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops
and livestock.
Baby conceived naturally. Scientists stumped.
Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.
Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the American Territory
of the Middle East (formerly known as Iraq, Afghanistan, Syria
and Lebanon).
Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least
10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.
France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica.
Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported
legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.
George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.
Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and
reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.
85-years, $75.8 billion study: Diet and Exercise is the key to
weight loss. Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.
Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter
speed, they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut. (Hummmmmmmmm)
Now that's just wrong!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.
Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals, violates their civil
rights.
Average height of NBA players now nine feet, seven inches.
New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers,
fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January
2036.
Congress authorizes direct deposit of formerly illegal political
contributions to campaign accounts.
IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.
Florida voters still having trouble with voting machines
Thanks
Marvin Seibert
Colorado Springs, CO - USA
About: "I currently reside in Colorado Springs and enjoy
visiting Ketchikan and all it's friendly people."
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