An editorial / By Dale McFeatters Scripps Howard News Service January 23, 2006
And maybe there's something to that 24-hour perfect storm of moodiness. We have days for everything else, why not designate the fourth Monday in January as Blue Monday, a day to be dedicated to moping and self-pity, comforted only by the thought that - if Dr. Cliff Arnall of Cardiff University is right - things have gotten as bad they're going to get for the year and will begin taking a turn for the better on Tuesday. Artist Tab, The Calgary Sun Distributed to subscribers for publication by Cagle Cartoons, Inc. The drawback to that melancholy observance is that the large army of shrinks, diet gurus, fitness nuts and TV morning show guests - among them Dr. Arnall himself - dedicated to bucking people up will ruin Blue Monday for the rest of us. He says we can snap ourselves out of our funk by resolving to change our behavior "such as giving up smoking, eating better, exercising more and getting that new job." Oh thanks, doctor. We would have never thought of any of that on our own. The Evening Standard, where this ran, chimed in with a brightener of its own saying how people can "make themselves happier by clearing their debts, paying off their mortgage and achieving financial security." We'll get right on that one and check back with you next Blue Monday.
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