Columns - Commentary
Dave
Kiffer : The
Next Billy Graham - ike most six year olds, Liam appreciates
a bit of a schedule.
Oh, he complains a bit when
we cut off his morning cartoon in order to pile him into the
car for school, but he appreciates the fact that there is a morning
routine.
On school days, we drag him
out of bed (like his father he prefers to sleep until noon),
feed him and let him watch a little bit of "PBS Kids"
before school. Because of his schedule, he always watches a bit
of "Curious George" before heading off to the land
of knowledge.
So it came as a bit of a shock
last week, when he loudly announced after breakfast: "I
don't want to watch Curious George."
It wasn't a case of him "outgrowing"
the show as he seems to have outgrown "Teletubbies,"
"The Wiggles" and "Sesame Street."
No, there was something entirely
different at work.
"I can't watch 'Curious
George' for 40 days," he explained.
Huh?
"Mrs. Mertz (his kindergarten
teacher) says I have to give something up for 40 days. I'm not
going to watch 'Curious George.' "
A dim light-bulb started to
flicker in my dusty cranium. It was Lent and my little Catholic
School child was doing his part, after a fashion. - More...
Friday AM - March 09, 2007
Jason
Love: Silly
Questions - When I arrive at the Pearly Gates, I'll have
some questions. For starters, are Pearly Gates really enough
to keep out the bad guys? I mean, these people orchestrate heists
and campaign for office.
There will be other questions,
to be sure. Would you know I've been writing a list...
Why are there "no shoplifting"
signs? Are there places where it's okay?
How come psychics never win
the lottery?
Why not one long month with
365 days?
If necessity is the mother
of invention, how come we have so much useless crap?
How can Santa Claus get old
but never die?
What is the Universe expanding
onto?
Why is there boxing at the
Goodwill Games?
What do you call a fly with
no wings? A walk?
When people go to the bathroom,
why do they say they'll be right back? Do they ever stay?
Where do Hawaiians go on vacation?
If we don't say "amen,"
does God just keep on listening? - More...
Friday AM - March 09, 2007
Martin
Schram: Democrats
should look for the end of the surge - Trying to figure out
what to do about President Bush's failed Iraq policies, congressional
Democrats and many Republicans have correctly focused on The
Surge - Bush's dispatch of some 20,000 more troops to mostly
wage short-term urban combat.
But they have focused on the
wrong end of it.
The Bush policy critics have
focused on the beginning of The Surge. Mainly, how to stop this
mission that the Joint Chiefs of Staff and many retired and still-serving
generals warned is unlikely to succeed and may help terrorists
and insurgents recruit new followers.
But the point where congressional
focus, action and perhaps intervention will be needed is not
the beginning but the end of The Surge. That key decision point
will be upon us in just months.
Our new man in Iraq, Gen. David
Petraeus, who is widely regarded as the military's best at counterinsurgency,
believes he has designed a new strategy that can make this surge
succeed - and he says we will see evidence of its success (or
failure) this summer. America's new (more flexible and reasonable)
defense secretary, Robert Gates, has said so too. - More...
Friday AM - March 09, 2007
Dale
McFeatters: The
Walter Reed problem - Washington has come up with twice the
usual number of solutions to the problem of scandalously poor
outpatient treatment and housing at Walter Reed Army Medical
Center.
President Bush has named former
Senate Republican leader Bob Dole and former Health and Human
Services Secretary Donna Shalala, a Democrat, to co-chair a bipartisan
commission to study the care given wounded troops once they're
brought home. Both are respected Washington veterans, and Dole
would seem an inspired choice given his own hellish recovery
from wounds in World War II.
Bush also named a Cabinet-level
interagency task force to come up with immediate improvements
in the after-care of the wounded, a sad episode that had been
simmering out of sight of the larger world until The Washington
Post spotlighted it. - More...
Friday AM - March 09, 2007
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