Columns - Commentary
Dave
Kiffer: April IS the Cruelest Month! - I'm pretty sure that T.S. Eliot
was not thinking of my adolescence when he penned "The Waste
Land" but he wasn't far off.
April was always a bad month
when I was in my teens.
For example, I was "broken
up with" three straight Aprils in high school. Each year
by the same young woman. But I guess that was more a case of
"if you don't succeed, try, try (and fail) again."
When I got to college, my major
long term relationship broke up in - you guessed it - April.
Post college, I had two other significant relationships run aground
in - drum roll please - April.
Even these days I always issue
a silent sigh of relief when an April passes without my long-suffering
wife Charlotte serving me papers.
To be sure, not all my relationships
have ended in April. When you have had as many end as I have
over the years, the simple laws of probability deem that occasionally
one may happen in another month. For example, I have found December,
September and July to be pretty danged cruel in their own rights.
But, as usual, I digress.
I think that part of the problem
is that in Alaska we have a boom or bust mentality toward relationships.
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Friday - April 27, 2007
Star
Parker: First
debate of Democrats: Hillary loses - The first debate of
the 2008 presidential campaign was an unimpressive affair.
Poor management of the event
by MSNBC didn't help. Certainly, to try and be understanding,
conducting a meaningful discussion with eight candidates, at
least one of whom should not have even been up there, is not
easy.
My guess would be that, simply
as result of standing first in the lineup, and several aborted
attempts by moderator Brian Williams to uniformly ask each candidate
one quick question, New Mexico Gov. Bill Richardson got more
air time than anyone else.
If I were any Republican candidate,
I'd be feeling good about my prospects after watching this field
of Democrats. The views of the group were almost monotone in
their uniformity and lack of freshness, originality and boldness.
Among this underwhelming crew,
I think Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton distinguished herself as
the clear loser.
I say this because I think
the senator from New York was the only candidate whose inconsistencies
were particularly glaring. - More...
Friday - April 27, 2007
Dan
K. Thomasson: Bush
increasingly alone on war - I met an old friend and colleague
on K Street the other day and she looked a bit weary. She told
me that her son's tour in Iraq had been extended because of President
Bush's surge and she expressed concern that his planned wedding
although a year away might have to be postponed. Actually, the
wedding worry was just a cover up for what really bothers her
nearly every minute of every day - his safety.
She was too much a trouper
not to present a facade of confidence about his welfare. Besides,
it would be bad luck to even discuss it. Instead she talked about
some of the interesting aspects of a foreign assignment that
under any other circumstance would be a wonderfully educating
experience in the cradle of civilization. She detailed some of
the problems of accommodating more and more troops, including
make shift sleeping arrangements and lack of equipment, an old
story in this war.
"He had to lend his sidearm
to his superior who didn't have one," she chuckled, shaking
her head. "Did you know that the Iranians have disbursed
new kinds of bombs that can pierce any armor?" She explained
as though she were an old veteran herself, that "of course
the more armor you put on, the slower the vehicle becomes, making
it more vulnerable."
Then suddenly she stopped,
looked at me and asked quietly, "Why is this president so
stubborn?" In her tone was the unmistaken note of motherly
despair, one that is now echoed by millions of other Americans
who can see no end to or even reason for this debacle the president
so glibly calls "winnable." There can be no victory,
nearly every expert agrees, only continued chaos as long as American
troops are present. - More..
Friday - April 27, 2007
Dale
McFeatters: Bald,
stubby and chubby: is that presidential material? - The 2008
presidential race has just started, but already it has the potential
to be a victory for the common man, the balding, overweight,
jowly common man, a large - but largely ignored - portion of
the electorate.
Conservatives are flocking
to the partially raised banner of Republican Fred Thompson, supposedly
because he's solid on all their core issues. Some of us are hoping
there are other reasons: He's bald. And jowly.
Fellow Republican Rudolph Giuliani
is bald and, better yet, sometimes evinces what looks like a
rudimentary comb-over. Democrat Al Gore, should he get in, has
a growing bald spot.
Maybe these candidates will
reverse a lamentable failing of American voters: They do not
vote for bald candidates. You have to go back to Dwight Eisenhower
to find a bald president, and he had to win World War II just
to stand a chance. It did help, however, that his opponent both
times was also bald. Before that, you have to go all the way
back to Martin Van Buren, 1837-1841, to find a really bald president.
John Edwards has alienated
many voters of a certain maturity, not for his $400 haircuts
but because he has the hair to spend it on.
Also in the race are candidates
who have a natural appeal to a large and, well, expanding voting
bloc, those who are overweight or prone to it. Newt Gingrich,
Bill Richardson, Gore are - pick your euphemism - stout, burly,
chubby; in any case, they show a healthy fondness for the groceries,
rather like most American males of their vintage. - More...
Friday - April 27, 2007
Editorial: No
more clocks in post offices - Tired of being told it takes
too long to get to a service counter, the United States Postal
Service has decided to remove all clocks from the walls of its
37,000 post offices. That'll solve the problem!
This is part of a growing disdain
of customers in much of retailing that includes stores of all
kinds removing their clocks and subjecting customers to headache-inducing,
pounding rock music. - More....
Friday - April 27, 2007
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