Columns - Commentary
Jason
Love: Spin
Class - When I arrive at the gym, I feel satisfied with the
achievement. That was the deal, right? Go to the gym. Any work
I do after that point is pretty much gravy.
Mmm. Gravy.
You can always tell the regulars
from those of us undoing 10 years of beer and pizza. The square-headed
men grow so big that they can't even bend their own elbows.
"Hey, Bob. Do me a favor
-- scratch this itch on my chin."
The ladies spend more time
with the Stairmasters. If I owned a gym, I would just build it
on top of a really steep hill, and by the time people reached
the door from the parking lot below, their workout would be over.
Think of the savings! - More...
Wednesday - June 06, 2007
Tom
Purcell: The
Ugly Truth - Some people can get awfully ugly about beauty.
Three Australian fellows, as
a ruse, set up DarwinDating.com, a dating Web site only for beautiful
people. Every day, members of the site vote to determine which
applicants are beautiful enough to become new members.
Got nerdy glasses, a balding
noggin or a nose that is bent or out of proportion? How about
off-white teeth, large ears or too many freckles? Congratulations,
you've violated the beauty rules and you will be rejected. -
More....
Wednesday - June 06, 2007
Preston
McDougall: Chemical
Eye on Resistant TB Patients - Lou Dobbs may have been grossly
wrong about the "epidemic" of leprosy cases among the
U.S. illegal immigrant population, but he was right about one
thing: "weapons of mass destruction" have recently
crossed our borders undetected.
The perpetrator was an Atlanta
lawyer who snuck across the Canada/U.S. border in rural upstate
New York, even though his name was on a Department of Homeland
Security watch list. Unlike the "millennium bomber",
who hid bombs made with nitroglycerin in the trunk of his car
and was caught in 1999 near Seattle, in the current situation
the "weapons" were inside the carrier's lungs. And
they weren't chemical explosives, but biological pathogens -
extremely drug-resistant tuberculosis bacteria. - More...
Wednesday - June 06, 2007
Jay
Ambrose: Opposing
immigration bill is not bigotry - It's long been expected
that, when you get on the wrong side of a liberal's policy druthers,
you're going to be called a bigot. But what's this with Bush
administration honchos and other Republicans playing the same
ad hominem game and worse?
No less a conservative star
than Wall Street Journal columnist Peggy Noonan has spotted and
decried the phenomenon, which has come into being as a way of
fighting back against opponents of compromise legislation on
illegal aliens. The opponents have had the audacity, you see,
to argue that all but bits and pieces of the bill are a sham.
- More...
Wednesday - June 06, 2007
Dan
K. Thomasson: Hard
choices on immigration - There's an old story about the immigrant
seeking permanent residence in the United States. As he is moving
through the line, the agent asks if he has any special skills.
"Ya shure," he replies.
"I'm a diesel fitter."
The agent takes out his job
book and quickly finds a priority listing for that occupation
and excitedly approves the prospective immigrant's application
for entry, noting that diesel fitters are much in demand. Then
he turns to the next person in line and asks him, "What
do you do?" - More...
Wednesday - June 06, 2007
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