Humor Columnists
Jason
Love: Camping
- It was time for a real, live, actual two-day weekend. I had
been working too hard and, as remarkably, grumbling in answer
to questions.
It was time for a real, live,
actual two-day weekend. I had been working too hard and, as remarkably,
grumbling in answer to questions.
"We need an adventure,"
said my wife.
And what made more sense than
overnight camping, just the two of us alone in the woods without
a drip of experience between us. Yahaira had never touched a
tent, and I had camped only as a teenager when I was condemned,
like Christ, to carry my own bedding. So it goes.
We borrowed supplies from over-trusting
neighbors and hit the road, two madcap married people floating
on a whim. We arrived at the campground shortly before ten ...
p.m. - More...
Tuesday AM - October 18, 2005
Steve
Brewer: "Go
ask your mother" leaves TV time for dads - Dads of America,
repeat after me: "Go ask your mother."
This useful phrase should be
practiced regularly - until it becomes your standard reply to
every question. When a child comes seeking permission or wanting
something, send him right out the door again by saying, "Go
ask your mother." Then go back to watching the football
game on TV.
Kids' demands never stop. If
you work up a decision every time, you eventually will wear out
the neurons in your brain and you'll end up one of those gibbering
old men with gravy on his cardigan. - More...
Tuesday AM - October 18, 2005
Will
Durst: The
Stealth Judge - Can someone please have the simple common
human decency to help me understand why all the usual suspects
on both sides of the aisle are on such a high twitch concerning
the Harriet Miers nomination to the Supreme Court? As a liberal
hearing that Charles Krauthammer has contempt for her appointment,
my first reaction would be "hey, sign her on, she's my kind
of woman."
Besides, isn't it kind of "neat"
the president picked someone who thought he was "cool?"
That's what Ms. Miers called the president. She also said; "He
is the smartest man I've ever met," which is, admittedly,
a bit disquieting. Makes you wonder just how many gentlemen the
lady has actually met in her life. I'm guessing a number in the
low double digits. Thirty tops. A majority of whom must have
been encountered at bus shelters on the way to Rocky Mountain
Oyster eating competitions. - More...
Tuesday AM - October 18, 2005
Columns - Commentary
Dale
McFeatters: A
constitution is what they make of it - The Iraqis now have
a constitution, but not a consensus.
The early returns show that
Sunni opponents of the constitution did not carry the three provinces
necessary to kill it, but a 97 percent no vote in one Sunni-dominated
province showed the depth of their disapproval.
The good news for the Bush
administration is that the Sunnis did turn out to vote. The hope
is, as expressed by Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice, that
as Iraqis, especially the Sunnis, increasingly participate in
the political process support for the insurgency will be undermined.
At the moment this seems like a faint hope. - More...
Tuesday AM - October 18, 2005
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